Valentine’s Day, the shittiest day of the year 4 me!

Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year when everything is ten times more expensive. And why, you ask?! Because you’re in love, that’s why! Chocolates are more expensive, restaurants are more expensive—everything around you is more expensive! But for the rest of us, it’s the worst day of the year. It’s the day that reminds me what a shitty piece of shit I am!

The truth is, I haven’t been in a relationship since 2016. And before that, I’d only been in four relationships in my life—but they were always long-term (three to four years on average). When I get into a relationship, I go in for the long run, and I never plan on breaking up.

For the past few years, I’ve been on a hiatus from relationships, trying to discover myself—and thus, FlipFlop the Clown was born! Well, technically, I’d been around way before 2016, but that’s when people really started noticing me—right after I got single and started worshiping random women’s feet. Maybe that was my way of getting back at my ex for cheating on me. That’s right, guys! Women cheat too! They’re just more intelligent about it and better at hiding it than men are. 😂

I’m sure many of you believe that I get laid every five minutes, but the truth is, I’m very picky about who I bring back to bed with me. I might be a foot whore, but I’m not an actual whore! 😂

So, where am I going with all this shit? Honestly, I have no idea—I’m just rambling. During this time of self-discovery, I’ve fallen in love twice and had my heart broken both times. And yeah, I know I’ve done my fair share of breaking hearts too, but I’ve apologized to those women. One thing I’ve learned about myself is that it takes me at least a year to get over a heartbreak. The last woman I fell in love with was almost a year ago, so hopefully, I’ll get over her soon.

She was—and still is—a lifestyle dominatrix. In my opinion, she’s the most beautiful person in the world, inside and out. We had a lot of intimate moments together, and she inspired a lot of lyrics in this new song I’m working on, called In My Shrine. I opened my heart to her and told her I was in love, but unfortunately, she didn’t feel the same way. So, it is what it is! She was good to me during the short time we were together, and I wish her nothing but the best in her new relationship.

Another thing I’ve learned about myself? I actually know what I want. I want to get married—hopefully soon—to a beautiful, hot, and sexy lifestyle dominatrix. I just want to worship, obey, serve, and love a lifestyle dominatrix for the rest of my life.

Anyway, these are just some random thoughts in my head. I just want to wish everyone who has someone a Happy Valentine’s Day. And for the rest of us? Just hang in there. Sometimes, being single is the best thing you can do for yourself—it’s a chance to reflect, figure out who you are, and understand what you truly want in life. Because how can you be in a relationship, trying to understand someone else, when you don’t even fully understand yourself? You need to know and accept yourself 100% before you can do that for someone else.